You looked a lot better from far away.

okay so the War Whoops audition was today at 3:30 in the PM.
and if anyone forgot War Whoops is the longest running radio show in the state of Nevada. and it's hosted by students at my school. it's a class/club thing. and you have to audition for it. it's not the most popular thing but you do have to audition.

and it went so bad!!
ugh!

like, it's not that i was really nervous about it or anything. like i wasn't just like "oh my gosh War Whoops i need to get it i need it!!" ya know? but i don't know.
actually i think it was Johvanna sitting right in front of me. she's a senior and REALLY pretty and all involved and stuff. she's a singer (and ya know about that) and she's just really nice and pretty and all that jazz. i'm basically positive that's all it was.

but ugggghhhh that was so bad.
like we had to think of an introduction for us, just for like how we'd be introduced on the show, and i didn't think of anything so i just thought like, if i just forget about it they will too? i don't know. but that was the first thing they were like "okay we're gunna record your introduction" and i'm like uhhhh hold on i gotta think about it first. and then i was just like umm let's get back to that later. so we did.

and then the next thing was this commercial we had to think of against drinking and stuff. and i did that so i was like yeah okay. but the thing is is that i didn't type it up double spaced or anything like that. like i just wrote it up today in second hour so it was on lined paper and everything and i didn't rehearse it at all. so i was like uhhh okay. so i did it and i was going to add a little something to put it more in my own words, and then i looked back down and i TOTALLY LOST MY PLACE. and i was like umm...can we start over?
and UGGGGGHHHH I TOTALLY FUCKED THAT UP!!!
but then i did it again and it worked out and it was 27 seconds long. and it was supposed to be 30.

and then they went through my idea for a new segment and that went fine. they also recorded that.

and then we went to my best "whoop whoop". i was like what the hell? but i was like all right. and mine was horrible but i'm sure nobody else's was any better. it sounded really bad. ha.

then we went back to my introduction and i was like oh shit. hahaha. so i just thought of something like "the one and only becca zohar! whoo!" and that was it. exactly 3 seconds like it was supposed to be. so i guess i'm happy about that. but that's a really stupid introduction. uggghhh.



i guess i did fine overall. if Johvanna wasn't there i would've done better. D: but i think i did alright. i guess. ghkldi.
i mean, it's not like War Whoops is what everybody's been trying to get into. there was me, Teresa, Caleb, Paige, and Sydney. soo..yeah. it's not like they'll only pick two of us. haha.
uggghh. i just epically failed that.